Novo
A Jew, but still a nice person. At least nice after you get past his crotchety, crusty, Jew-tard demeanor. Old School, like he's 80 years old, but really only 40. --- Silence You! Or me. Profile hijacking confuses Grondo. SPARTA! I am all things to no people. I am the winter sun and the summer rain. I am the fear in a sharks third eye! I am way to tired to write profiles. I like long walks on the beach with attractive Asian men. I must give Abbey a pacifier and cast Cthulhu back into his moist slumber! I am 1477 years old.
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Perfect Evil is Superior to Imperfect Good.
I have a much better understanding of Ash from Aliens now. I recently emotionally connected to horribly beautiful Evil. Do people use aversion therapy to scare the gay out of children? You had a cigarette! Start smoking this here carton until you puke your guts out and then that’ll teach you. You did WHAT with [...]
Another Resident for Newt-topia!
It has been so long since I posted that in a few weeks I’ll have another baby to live out a grinding menial existence serving our new, old overlords. I’m not sure if it will be Kim Not-So Young, or Mitch Roomey or the Newtster, but whichever way it goes, she will be raised to [...]
Common Garden Decorations May Kill YOU!
Mild mannered Mr. W, while performing his civic duty, was assailed by an everyday suburban assassin that may be lurking nearby you or your loved ones right now!
Dork Doughnuts from Voodoo
Something About this one just speaks to me. Happy E-Hollywood Bowl brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
E! Jenna Jameson
My Wife is forcing me to watch ‘Jenna Jameson: Behind the Behind’ on E! I really don’t want to. Why?
